Glesga Patter (Glasgow Parlance)

 

On the Panel - off work sick, example "how's your man"? ..."he's on the panel wi his back"

Panel Line - Doctors sick note, example "I'm away ti the doctors for a panel line"

Waarmer - a loud person with a low IQ and a tenious grip on reality. Example "he's a waarmer him"

Hermless - a fool who means to do you no harm. Example "Auch leave him he's hermless"

Roaster - a person who's stupidity goes above and beyond the call of duty Example "wit a roaster he is"

Pan Breed - (deid) - Dead Example "did yi hear wee jimmy was pan breed"?

Bouffing (pronounced as bowfin') - Malodorous or not very nice. Example "Jesus..that's bouffin' "

Reekin - Extremely malodorous. Example "that auld wummin was reekin' of pish"

skelf - splinter, a very thin woman

ginger - carbonated drinking fluid, most commonly served in a bottle e.g. lemonade, orangeade, irn bru, cola

Stoater = really pretty....example she's a stoater  

Hunkers - a definition of your feet or bended leg ..example sitting on yer hunkers

boaby - a name and a description of male genitalia .... example  "that wee boab is a total boaby "

Chukies - small stones or pebbles.... example "I've got a pile of chuckies in the garden"

Ben - Glaswegian word for in..... example "your coat is ben the room"

Havering - To talk nonsense or pish....example "don't listen ti him ,he's havering" 

A tuppeny wan - a punch on the nose.... example... "he gave him a tuppeny wan and he decked it"